"Are you humming 'Jolene'?" the woman asks me, incredulous.
I look up from where I'm wrapping the ornaments she just bought with what I'm guessing is a dumb look on my face and say, "Yeah, I guess I am,"
"That's the name of one of the people I'm buying these for, " she says, her eyes wide, gesturing to the ornaments.
"Well," I say in confusion, "did you say it out loud or something?"
One year ago: Who Usually Takes Charge
Two years ago: A Discourse on Unheimlich
Three years ago: Matthew 25:40
Four years ago: Unconscious