"What would it be like," I wonder out loud as I take out my contacts, "if you were one of the people on earth who had made Justin Bieber come?"
"If one were one of those people?" Katie asks from behind the shower curtain, raising her voice to be heard over the noise of the water and the pop music blaring from the radio.
"Yeah, like, you had had sex with Justin Bieber, and you made him orgasm, how would you feel about yourself?"
"Well, I'm pretty sure that if I had sex with Justin Bieber, I would consider it a low point," Katie replies thoughtfully.