Monday, March 7, 2016

I Was Thinking Email Addresses, For Starters

We're riding through the Vermont countryside into town with our new friends Kate and Trevor.

"So I'm not trying to make this awkward," I say when we're a few minutes into the drive, "but I'd like to exchange information with you guys."

There's a brief moment of silence. "Like, what kind of information?" Kate asks.


  1. Maybe she was afraid you meant genetic information?

  2. Exactly. Social security number, mother's maiden name, the usual I get on new friends.

    Ignore those charges to your credit card, by the way. Just don't worry about them.