Monday, February 23, 2015

I'm No Cary Grant

Katie is typing away on the computer, commenting on social media while the Oscars drone on. 

I keep thinking about that story I heard once, told by his ex-wife and instrumental in their divorce proceedings, about Cary Grant and the Oscars.

Apparently one of the reasons she filed for divorce was that he refused to take her to the Academy Awards ceremony, instead choosing to get a hotel room, take acid, and watch the show on TV while jumping on the bed and laughing like a lunatic.

I drink another glass of wine and fall asleep halfway through the program.

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