(Note: This was an OLD draft I found recently. At the time, given my work situation, I thought it prudent not to publish it. Three years on, I feel pretty safe in doing so. Think of it as a bonus track, or something. Enjoy.)
I was playing my twenty-fifth or twenty-sixth game of Zuma Blitz on Facebook, while switching back and forth between my blog-reader and Dragon Age 2 (where I'm furiously building up enough equity to purchase an additional room for my castle) when I came upon this.
I wondered what I was really doing with my life.
So I came here, and wrote this. Afterwards, I think I'm going to stand up, maybe look out a window for a few minutes.