"It's my f-ing BIRTHday!" Katie declares delightedly. She talking about the movie, Sharknado, which exhibits all the plot and filmic subtlety of a ball peen hammer, only the hammer has better acting.
The voice-over news announcer in the movie declares that the tornado of sharks [sic] plaguing Santa Monica is a result of the "hurricane."
"Wait," I say, "there aren't any hurricanes in the Pacific," prompting Katie to give me an incredulous look.