Sunday, April 20, 2014

The Truth is Out There

As we walk away, Katie attempts to distract me from my seething resentment of the "truthers" camped out around the World Trade Center construction site, saying, "Yes, and Santa Claus flew his sleigh directly into the second tower. As of today, Rudolph's whereabouts are still unknown."

"The Easter Bunny planted explosive eggs at the base of the towers, consistent with the pattern of controlled destination that you can see in the videos of the World Trade Center collapse," I add.

"We've just defamed, like, three of our favorite things," Katie says, with a look of shame.

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