Tuesday, May 12, 2015

Puppy Patrol

A guy steps off the train carrying a pit bull puppy under his arm, and every single person seeing the ball of wrinkles and soft, short grey fur smiles uncontrollably.

Every train should be required to have a person with a puppy stationed in each car. A system could easily be arranged to cycle the puppies out every couple of hours for naps and pee breaks, so as to avoid accidents or any incidents due to ill temper, and everybody seeing the puppies would just feel better about their lives, no matter what was going on.

People who don't happen to like dogs would also refrain from taking the subway, a side effect which would likely improve the quality of ridership, as well.

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