Wednesday, April 8, 2015

Not That it Bothers Me

The two urinals in my company bathroom are shoved into a corner and right next to one another with no dividing wall, making the usage of both at the same time a rather... intimate affair. People usually opt to use the stalls if one of the urinals is already in use rather than stand, thighs almost touching the guy next to them, with their dick in their hand.

But today, this guy, apparently unfamiliar with the local custom, slides right in next to me to use the other urinal while I'm peeing. I thought to mention how strange I found it that no one ever did that, but stopped myself, because really, what's more awkward: standing super-duper close, almost touching, to somebody while you pee, or talking about standing super-duper close to somebody while you pee?

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