Feeling a Little Old

I'm down on my knees, cleaning the toilet. The band on the radio is doing an interview while I do my chores, and the interviewer asks them when they really started to love music.

"When I bought Nirvana's greatest hits - the black one with the band's name in silver - I guess I was about eleven or twelve, and I didn't really understand it...."

I turn the program off.

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One year ago: I've Got A Badu Reputation

Two years ago: May I Have Another?

Three years ago: Race Relations

Four years ago: Giant Pustulant Anal Sore

Five years ago: Mama's Boy