Sunday, November 5, 2017

Does This Bedtime Make Me Look Married?

The long day is over, we've watched the last two episodes of "Stranger Things," and the remains of dinner lie strewn across the table in piles of take-out carnage.

I look over to Katie, who's looking at her phone with eyelids at half-mast, and ask, "So, is it time to go to bed?"

"I mean, it's time for married people to go to bed," she says, looking at the time.

"Do you see a ring on this finger?" I say, showing her my wedding band.
One year ago: Concerned Bystanders
Two years ago: Eating
Three years ago: Just Like When I Was A Kid
Four years ago: The Best Spies Believe Their Cover Story
Six years ago: That'll Work
Seven years ago: Even In Park Slope? Really?

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