"Do you think I'm too nosy about stuff you do on your phone?" I ask.
"Well, sometimes you're pretty overt about it, which is annoying," Katie replies, "but not in like a 'hashtag-yes-all-women' kind of way.
"But did you see what I was holding in the crook of my arm?" she continues. "Because I was carrying my wine glass like a football," and she demonstrates like she's on top of the Heisman Trophy, "so it kinda made me tilt my phone away like this."