Like The Samsonite Ad With The Gorilla

My flight’s luggage is delayed getting to baggage claim, so we’re all just sort of standing around while the unclaimed bags revolve.

Finally, a suitcase hurtles down the chute, banging into a barrier at the bottom and almost flying off the conveyor belt.

“They threw that one a little hard,” a woman next to me says, wincing.

“Oh yeah, there’s a guy at the top of the belt whose whole job is to just chuck luggage he doesn’t like the look of down onto the thing,” I say, not smiling at all.