Katie and I are sitting at our booth at Brooklyn Flea on what seems to be the coldest day ever, and time absolutely refuses to pass.
In an effort to distract ourselves from the chill, Katie is reading me the news, and informs me that the Amtrak derailment earlier today was caused by someone parking a backhoe on the tracks.
"Oh my God, a backhoe is so heavy!" I say.
"Yeah, you know what else is heavy," Katie replies.