Saturday, August 15, 2015

They're Too Short

"So I asked him," the woman at the checkout counter says, double-bagging my eggs even though I asked her not to. "I say, 'Do you want me to sugar coat it, or do you want the truth?'"

They've been remodeling the grocery store, and I asked her what she thought.

"And he wants me to tell him the truth, so I say, 'Well, it looks really nice, but the new checkouts suck.'"

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