Sunday, April 14, 2024

The Once And Future Badass

“It’s too long for me, but you should try it on,” Katie says about the denim duster our friend is selling at the flea market. It’s pretty amazing, but a glance in the mirror reveals that, in order to pull this jacket off sartorially, I would need to restructure, not just today’s outfit, but my whole wardrobe and possibly my entire lifestyle.

“Yeah, it’s cool,” I tell our friend, “but I kinda felt like the jacket was wearing me, you know?”

“Maybe once the apocalypse hits you can be trenchcoat guy,” he replies, nodding, “let ‘em know you’re not to be fucked with.”

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