Saturday, December 1, 2018

I Look Safe

“I was watching the news today, the early news,” says Katie, “and they were doing a story about how it might soon be illegal to Airdrop dick picks, and I thought, ‘Oh, my husband will be safe.’ They never do that to me,” she adds.

“Wonder why,” I muse.

“They probably think I look like I’ll rip their eyes out,” she says.

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