Sunday, July 2, 2017

Theme Song From "Orange Is The New Black"

The cat, like so many of my cats before, starts yowling in the middle of the night for no readily apparent reason, only to stop just as quickly, also for no apparent reason.

"Earlier today," I tell Katie, "I was going down stairs and the dog started to bark and the cat started yowling. I come back up the stairs, like "What the fuck?", and she's just sitting by my bag all," I pantomime washing my paws nonchalantly.

"Okay, next time we leave the house, we should just turn on the gas," Katie suggests.
One year ago: Hoarders
Two years ago: Stepping In
Three years ago: Thirsty Dreams
Four years ago: All's Well That Ends
Eight years ago: Mars Attacks

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