"And Kevin's been pushing me to go into distilling, really get that absinthe idea I had going," I say to Katie on the way to help our friend move.
"Are you detail oriented enough, though? You turn the risotto off before it's done, you turn the oven off before the turkey's done at Thanksgiving," as she proceeds to list a number of instances of my impatience and lack of attention.
Seeing I'm hurt, she adds, "And you have a number of very excellent qualities, too."
One year ago today: Dog v. God
Two years ago today: Ice Cream Sutra
Three years ago today: Snapshots of Prospect Park