Friday, March 15, 2013

Honesty is the Best

Guy standing at the subway doors hands over the pack of menthols to his friend, who opens the box and then looks up in consternation.

"Son, how you gonna smoke all my cigarettes?" he says.

"You smoked all mine two weeks ago, remember?"

Guy thinks for a second, then, sheepishly, "Yeah, I ain't gonna lie."

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