Rules of the Sales Floor

“You saw me upstairs in designer with that customer?” the overly intense shoe salesman is telling another of our co-workers. “After you left, I sold her four thousand dollars of shoes.”

As he walks away grinning, eyes still a little too wide for my comfort, I ask the co-worker he was talking to, “Wait, did he, like take a customer of yours or something?”

“Nah, if that was the case, I would have been a lot less friendly about it,” the co-worker says.