Do You Like Piña Coladas?

The newest tube of shaving cream turns out to be "coconut mango" scented, and possibly for ladies? I figured it would be fine when I bought it, but the scent is pretty strong, it turns out.

I bring it into the bedroom for confirmation just as Katie is waking up, and shove it under her nose while she sits up in bed,.

"It smells like a free Jamaican vacation," she says, blinking blearily and squinting at the world.